nicevagina:

If you ever get nervous talking to a hot girl just remember at some point in her life she has accidentally pooped her pants

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

glamourousqueen:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

what do people even SAY during sex????

pitbull lyrics

yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card